Finally made it up to the country house this weekend. Great to be able to stretch my legs and inhale the fresh country air. You can't beat those smells — bear poop, cougar poop and my personal favourite, horse poop. But what is it with the wildlife up there? I got all excited when I saw a bunch of funny-looking animals with big ears munching on some grass. I ran over to join them and they took off like their white butts were on fire! How rude. And how stupid to run that fast when nobody has even thrown a ball ...
