Is this a dog?

I mean, come on — how can someone with a mug like this be a member of my species? Even Botox couldn't help with those wrinkles. And how does he breathe through that nose, much less sniff out anything interesting in the garbage? Perhaps that's why Buddy here waddles around with his tongue sticking out most of the time — the only way he's going to find something good to eat when he's out and about is if it falls out of the sky and lands on his face. Come to think of it, that might be an improvement ...